As If You Could Outrun Me | Funny License Plate Frame | Vampire Bookish Car Accessory | Bold Text Alt Vehicle Tag
$ 22.00
As if you could outrun me. As if you could fight me off. And yet here you are,
in traffic, being tailgated by destiny. This funny license plate frame is for the vampire-coded, the dark romance readers, and anyone whose road rage has a certain... immortal patience.Bold, elegant text on a sleek black frame — subtle enough that your coworkers won't get it, specific enough that your people absolutely will.DETAILS Fits standard US license plates (12" x 6") High-contrast text, readable by the car behind you (let them wonder) Durable, weather-resistant construction — sun, rain, and eternal night tested Pre-drilled holes for easy installationCOMPLETE THE COLLECTION This frame has siblings: the matching vanity plate, a pet ID tag for your own little predator, and our best-selling bath mat. Your whole life could say it.FROM LAVENDER & RAGE: Rebellion in retail form. Every order supports a small alt business in Columbia, SC, and a portion of sales goes toward community aid through our Community Fund.Ships fast. Waits forever.Made to order by our production partner and ships internationally from their facility - please allow ~5-10 days for delivery. Designed in Columbia, SC; worth the wait.
in traffic, being tailgated by destiny. This funny license plate frame is for the vampire-coded, the dark romance readers, and anyone whose road rage has a certain... immortal patience.Bold, elegant text on a sleek black frame — subtle enough that your coworkers won't get it, specific enough that your people absolutely will.DETAILS Fits standard US license plates (12" x 6") High-contrast text, readable by the car behind you (let them wonder) Durable, weather-resistant construction — sun, rain, and eternal night tested Pre-drilled holes for easy installationCOMPLETE THE COLLECTION This frame has siblings: the matching vanity plate, a pet ID tag for your own little predator, and our best-selling bath mat. Your whole life could say it.FROM LAVENDER & RAGE: Rebellion in retail form. Every order supports a small alt business in Columbia, SC, and a portion of sales goes toward community aid through our Community Fund.Ships fast. Waits forever.Made to order by our production partner and ships internationally from their facility - please allow ~5-10 days for delivery. Designed in Columbia, SC; worth the wait.
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