Please Leave Doormat – “Go On, Git” Funny Coir Welcome Mat – Southern Sass Front Porch Decor – Passive Aggressive Doormat Gift
$ 65.00
Southern charm with a whole lotta bite.
This coir doormat gets right to the point: Please leave. Go on, git. Whether it's delivery drivers, nosey neighbors, or just someone bringing bad vibes — this mat handles it for you.Made with durable coir fiber and backed with non-slip PVC, this doormat is both practical and perfectly passive-aggressive. It’s weather-resistant, great for indoor or outdoor use, and printed via Printify for fast, reliable fulfillment.DETAILS 📏 Size: 24" x 16" 🥥 Material: 100% coir front, PVC backing 🎨 Design: Bold black print on natural brown 🚪 For: front doors, porches, mudrooms, or wherever people need to back the hell off 🌦️ Use: Indoor/outdoor (shake to clean; keep dry for longest life) 🚚 Fulfilled via Printify – made to orderWHY YOU NEED IT ✔️ Sarcastic but polite (kinda) ✔️ Great gift for introverts, new homeowners, or petty queens ✔️ Durable, no-slip, weather-resistant ✔️ Sets the tone before the door even opens
This coir doormat gets right to the point: Please leave. Go on, git. Whether it's delivery drivers, nosey neighbors, or just someone bringing bad vibes — this mat handles it for you.Made with durable coir fiber and backed with non-slip PVC, this doormat is both practical and perfectly passive-aggressive. It’s weather-resistant, great for indoor or outdoor use, and printed via Printify for fast, reliable fulfillment.DETAILS 📏 Size: 24" x 16" 🥥 Material: 100% coir front, PVC backing 🎨 Design: Bold black print on natural brown 🚪 For: front doors, porches, mudrooms, or wherever people need to back the hell off 🌦️ Use: Indoor/outdoor (shake to clean; keep dry for longest life) 🚚 Fulfilled via Printify – made to orderWHY YOU NEED IT ✔️ Sarcastic but polite (kinda) ✔️ Great gift for introverts, new homeowners, or petty queens ✔️ Durable, no-slip, weather-resistant ✔️ Sets the tone before the door even opens
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