The Horrors Persist But So Do I Bumper Sticker | Funny Possum Car Decal | Goth Cowboy Opossum Sticker | Dark Humor Car Accessory
$ 14.00
The horrors persist, but so do you — and now your bumper can announce it in
blackletter, flanked by two possums in cowboy hats, because if you're going to survive out of spite you should do it with style. This is the traffic companion to our best-selling license plate frame: same energy, stickable anywhere.DETAILS Bright, crisp print with bold contrast that's readable from the car behind you Premium water-resistant vinyl rated for 5+ years outdoors — this possum outlasts your lease Matte UV laminate protects against sun fade, rain, and the elements (the horrors, if you will) Waterproof adhesive with easy-peel backing — smooth application, no bubbling tantrums Printed with eco-solvent inks and eco-friendly production, because the planet has enough horrorsWHERE TO STICK IT Bumpers, obviously — but also water bottles, laptops, toolboxes, coolers, the back of a helmet, or anywhere that needs a small gothic pep talk.THE HORRORS COLLECTION The possum multiplies: this design also lives on our best-selling license plate frame and a kitchen tea towel. Full existential coverage available.FROM LAVENDER & RAGE Rebellion in retail form. A portion of every sale supports local mutual aid through our Community Fund.Persisting since forever. Sticking around indefinitely.
blackletter, flanked by two possums in cowboy hats, because if you're going to survive out of spite you should do it with style. This is the traffic companion to our best-selling license plate frame: same energy, stickable anywhere.DETAILS Bright, crisp print with bold contrast that's readable from the car behind you Premium water-resistant vinyl rated for 5+ years outdoors — this possum outlasts your lease Matte UV laminate protects against sun fade, rain, and the elements (the horrors, if you will) Waterproof adhesive with easy-peel backing — smooth application, no bubbling tantrums Printed with eco-solvent inks and eco-friendly production, because the planet has enough horrorsWHERE TO STICK IT Bumpers, obviously — but also water bottles, laptops, toolboxes, coolers, the back of a helmet, or anywhere that needs a small gothic pep talk.THE HORRORS COLLECTION The possum multiplies: this design also lives on our best-selling license plate frame and a kitchen tea towel. Full existential coverage available.FROM LAVENDER & RAGE Rebellion in retail form. A portion of every sale supports local mutual aid through our Community Fund.Persisting since forever. Sticking around indefinitely.
