All Men Are Cremated Equal Crewneck Unisex Sweatshirt| Witch & Skeleton Halloween Sweatshirt | Spooky Vintage Retro Unisex Pullover


$ 42.00
Turn up the heat with this darkly hilarious All Men Are Cremated Equal
sweatshirt. Featuring a sultry witch riding her broomstick over a skeleton in flames, this retro-inspired design is perfect for spooky season — or year-round for those who live for the macabre.

Product Details: Fit: Relaxed with dropped shoulders for a laid-back vibe Fabric: Soft cotton/poly blend for comfort & warmth Weight: Medium-heavy fabric, cozy for chilly nights Details: Ribbed cuffs & hem, seamless design to reduce waste Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, no dry cleaning

Perfect for: Halloween parties Horror lovers Witchy wardrobe staples Fans of sarcastic, dark humor

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) Non-chlorine bleach only if needed Tumble dry on low Iron low heat if necessary Do not dry clean

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