Slow Down Garden Flag | Speeding in This Economy | Funny Tortoise Outdoor Decor | Double Sided Polyester Yard Flag


$ 22.00
Fast? In this economy?? Be fr.

This garden flag features a sassy tortoise and a hard truth: speeding is a
luxury. With bold black lettering and a vintage-style illustration, itโ€™s perfect for yards, driveways, or any corner of the world where you want to remind folks to chill the hell out.

Made from durable poly poplin-canvas and printed double-sided, itโ€™s weather-resistant, fade-proof, and full of personality.

PRODUCT DETAILS ๐Ÿ“ Size: 12" ร— 18" (30.48cm ร— 45.72cm) ๐Ÿงต Material: 100% poly poplin-canvas ๐ŸŽจ Design: Double-sided print (same design front and back) ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ Weather-resistant and fade-resistant ๐Ÿช Sleeve top fits standard garden flag poles (pole not included) ๐Ÿงผ Care: Machine wash gentle cycle, hang to dry ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ Fulfilled via Printify | Made to order

IDEAL FOR Driveway sass Funny yard warnings Slow zone vibes Introverts with a passive-aggressive streak Tortoise lovers & snail-paced legends