Teacher by Day Sarcasm by Night Funny Candle | 9oz Soy Candle with White Lid

Light this 9 oz soy candle when you want a little calm after a long school day. The label’s playful, colorful design reads like an inside joke — bright, bold type and small schoolyard icons that nod to lesson plans, apples, and classroom chaos. Choose from fresh balsam, spiced pumpkin ginger, pink grapefruit, eucalyptus lavender herb, vanilla bean, comfort spice, sea breeze, or go unscented for gentle, natural glow. Each candle is hand-poured from 100% USA-grown soy, burns clean for 50–60 hours, and comes in a clear glass jar with a white lid that’s easy to reuse as decor or storage. It feels like a small, thoughtful ritual: a steady wick, a soft scent (or quiet light), and a little wink that says you survived the day. Product features - Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax (USA-farmed) — clean burn, 50–60 hour average - Reusable clear glass container with white lid — upcycles into decor or storage - Wide scent selection including Fresh Balsam, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, Pink Grapefruit, Eucalyptus Lavender Herb, Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze, or Unscented - 100% cotton eco wick and non-toxic ingredients — no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates - 9 oz jar (7.5 oz wax), permanent label, assembled in USA; meets ASTM standards Care instructions - Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.