You Can't Scare Me, I Have a Seating Chart - Aluminum Ornament | Funny Teacher Humor

Lightweight aluminum ornaments celebrates the everyday magic of school life. The playful artwork and bold lettering read: “You Can't Scare Me, I Have a Seating Chart,” surrounded by tiny school icons that bring the design to life. Printed in vivid, candy-bright colors on a matte face with a brushed metal back, each piece catches the eye without the glare. The included red satin ribbon makes hanging effortless — whether you add one to a teacher’s door, tuck several into holiday stockings, or cluster a few on a classroom bulletin board. Choose from multiple quantities to fit a single thoughtful token or a classroom-ready bundle. These ornaments celebrate the everyday humor and heart of teaching with durable, everyday materials that stand up to seasonal use and display all year round. Product features - Matte, full-color one-sided print for crisp, vibrant graphics - Durable aluminum with a brushed metal back - Three shape options: square, scalloped corner, medallion - Includes red satin ribbon for immediate hanging - Available in single pieces or bundles of 5, 10, or 20 Care instructions - Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.