You Can't Scare Me, I Have a Seating Chart Hoodie - Funny Teacher Hoodie

This hoodie celebrates the everyday magic of school life. The playful artwork and bold lettering read: “You Can't Scare Me, I Have a Seating Chart,” surrounded by tiny school icons that bring the design to life. Wear it between shifts, on outings, or field trips. The dropped shoulders and roomy pouch pocket make it easy to layer over scrubs or a tee. Thoughtful construction—ring-spun cotton blend, medium-heavy fabric, and a two-piece lined hood—keeps you warm without feeling bulky. Made in socially and environmentally conscious facilities, it’s for those who value durability, comfort, and quiet integrity in their daily uniform. Product features - OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified for safer textiles and sustainable manufacturing - 80/20 ring-spun cotton/polyester medium-heavy fabric (weight ~8.4 oz/yd²) with 100% cotton face on solid colors - 2-piece jersey-lined hood, dropped shoulders, classic fit, and roomy pouch pocket for comfort and utility - Produced in FLA and WRAP-certified facilities with tear-away label and socially conscious manufacturing - High-quality printing/labeling options (DTF and DTG) and durable construction suitable for everyday wear Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean