You Don't Have to Be Crazy to Work Here - Funny Candle | 9oz Soy Candle with White Lid

Light this 9 oz soy candle when you want a little calm after a long school day. The bright, playful design that speaks directly to teachers, daycare staff, and caregivers who know that working with kids is equal parts chaos and joy. The colorful typography and cute school-themed icons — books, apples, trains, and crayons — feel like a classroom on a candle. Light it for casual parent nights and let it start conversations, spark smiles, and celebrate the daily unpredictability of guiding little learners. Choose from fresh balsam, spiced pumpkin ginger, pink grapefruit, eucalyptus lavender herb, vanilla bean, comfort spice, sea breeze, or go unscented for gentle, natural glow. Each candle is hand-poured from 100% USA-grown soy, burns clean for 50–60 hours, and comes in a clear glass jar with a white lid that’s easy to reuse as decor or storage. It feels like a small, thoughtful ritual: a steady wick, a soft scent (or quiet light), and a little wink that says you survived the day. Product features - Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax (USA-farmed) — clean burn, 50–60 hour average - Reusable clear glass container with white lid — upcycles into decor or storage - Wide scent selection including Fresh Balsam, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, Pink Grapefruit, Eucalyptus Lavender Herb, Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze, or Unscented - 100% cotton eco wick and non-toxic ingredients — no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates - 9 oz jar (7.5 oz wax), permanent label, assembled in USA; meets ASTM standards Care instructions - Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.